Someone told me google translate was cruise control for funny.

So I translated my Mortal Kombat article into chinese, back into english from the chinese translation, back and forth many times.

The result? Johny cage kills a chicken farmer with sunglasses, it is now discovered schools in asia have emergency dragons for blackouts, and many more gems.

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This is a long-ass title.
A friend of mine told me last week, surprising is the second Mortal Kombat movie in some time.
First of all, let us remember, was almost over, let us know, the Earth is about to begin the exciting soldiers on the battlefield, because there is another big bad evil.

                                      I have a bad case of liver failure, I came to your medication.
Shao fuck "Khan, the most badass, Mortal Kombat, the cheapest boss in the entire franchise (the bash on the shoulder, and killed two, how to break you?)
MK: one is a great, I will let yourself immersed in all of the Photoshop filter effects options.

This is correct, it is one of the need to kill about five minutes of film before the end of the movie's protagonist, Johnny Cage is a lovely, who killed Goro is not only none other, because he broke his neck. The guy wearing the same sunglasses, a pair of expensive bad, he is a chicken farm in a village.

Do you know the movie refers to the serious business when they get rid of the annoying "reason" and "consistency", and began to rape you always cherish your childhood is full of violent video games at the top.
You will see, this is not in the film, the director, to commemorate and recall the only instance, you may have an absolute barrier to engage in Mortal Kombat, but transported to the world is full of black monster, you are precious tears feed Nie, swallow the dearest memories of his own life force.

Also called for the cessation of violence Capoeira explain duel movie, rather than characters, tearing the opponent's internal organs, as shown in the video below.

Another noteworthy mention is that the lightning Barber, for no other reason, because long hair God millions of years ago.
Below zero, than the scorpion, 吕康巴拉卡 and more people a lot, a lot of the film's spectacular battle, the final fight is a sight to see, no other characteristics, because it contains more than struggle.

Pick up the witty banter of the struggle in the first part of this video (click link), encounter each character, you would expect from the 1960s, Jaxx Spider-Man comic, immediately sick the brothers motaro get his ass kicked two tail swipes gang fashion 1930, Ermac is absolutely horrible to play, I do not know how he did his signature move is clearly a "hug my opponent's legs and the final fight, I I hope he falls and scrapes his / her skin is so delicate, I have my head kicked in his behavior, he continued to shoot the viscous liquid, and create another fighter?
I mean really, Mortal Kombat? It is almost literally kicked his ass, superstition, the future the war ermac the symbol.
Another lovely detail, Shao Kahn, he is a cheap bastard the Rincon ass kicked so hard, he needed time to join Motaro.
In addition, I do not know if you noticed, but we can give the the Jaxx metal weapons Prize, the most useless weapon? He is almost behind him, returning him to remove them, all the metallic luster, cover your arms, and then, the boy saw what? Fashion sense? Obstacle in the battle? Your own skills to ensure that you choose to provide one of the obstacles in the world, all fighting in the most ridiculous dismembered losers by the end?
Now the second part (link), Shao Kahn is a fatal, final mistake.
He told Asia, he will fail, so as to awaken bad memories, with the school logo, and his heart tight, emergency father dragon.
The movie just throw away the coherence, logic, reason and a clear signal, it becomes a serious struggle against adverse movement animation of the monster, it will make dance arthritis look like a moment of break dance master's grandfather.
Actor's face, no doubt, their true expression, when the director asked to preview scenes in this struggle, the purely mental disorders, to a certain extent to restore the quiet of the movie (battle scenes, is absurd, even if their standard response, but they are too cheap, and it apparently canceled) just lost it, including web sites, the entrance is definitely not 20 seconds after doing Mortal Kombat Hutch "Harry Potter and the Wizard triad.
Last Lukang Shao Kahn was forced to kick ass so hard, he looked completely out of the self (good acting, or hallucinogens is high enough to show Hydra dragon battle scenes, worms, but his studio on the line, ball actor), last nightmare, rather than defeating Shao Kahn, to change the animal's body Jackie Chan, the latch ditch effort to steal your heart, who does not complete nut studio failed.
Or is it?