Okay it might have been more than a month and a half and it might have just been that I'm lazy and generally terrible at getting my shit togheter, I cannot really make excuses with you, can I?
Oh don't be like that, I'm pretty sure you still love me, deep, deep inside.
Like oil-rig deep.
Anyway, I'm postive most of us have more than once flingled ourselves into obscure cheap-goods places in search of toys, out of necessity or because of the need to make a screaming toddler shut up.
Well except those of you driving ferraris, even tough this recession is hitting everyone and I'm good friends with your your maid who said you no longer wipe your ass with gold coated paper and have gone for silver one instead.
So, in case you're starting to save every stack of hundred dollar bills for that sweet russian nuclear submarine and can't spare cash for your spoiled kid's toys, or you're just a fan of hilarious and sometimes borderline-copyright-infringing toys, this is the guide for you!.
Note : This is in no way an attempt to rip off Cracked's articles on these... articles (well maybe a bit), for that reason text and images used here will NOT BE ones that have appeared in cracked (at least that I know of, unfortunately I have not yet memorized every single article there and I might have uploaded a toy they have aswell)
I am pretty sure this one gets the prize to redundant toys, because if there's something the flash needs is going even faster.
The worst part about this toy is that I'm not even sure if it is a bootleg one or it is an official DC endorsed toy (Notice the correct names such as "The flash" instead of "Crimson running man"), and I'm not sure which option is funnier.
Wait, is that box on the back of the raptor a pizza delivery box?
It looks like Supes had to take a second job, the dialy planet money is not enough to maintain a fortress in the arctic.
Also notice how Superman is NOT Supes but "The thing", or perhaps The Thing has gained a transmorphing ability and now looks like Superman.
I'm pretty sure that last part must be in a comic, after all in an universe where cosmic rays give you super powers instead of cancer anything is possible.
Also like entry number one, notice the lack of surrogate names, which would make this doll possibly a legit barbie product.
Most people say that whenever we have contact with alien life forms, they will be unlike anything we have ever imagined because our puny minds cannot comprehend the vast expanse of the universe
The "Space visitor" is proof of this, or that this toy was manufactured by aliens.
Aaaaaaand you're now forever scared out of watching pokemon again, ever.
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