Forum Post : Unexpected downtime.

I think everyone who sees this blog (Hi there! I tought you'd never show up, finally a soul here) knows I game a bit.

Maybe a bit too much at times, either that or procrastinate on the computer while I write inane, annoying, silly things.

Also I do not take downtime of my "games" lightly (I quote games because I mainly do MMORPGs, they're like a drug, closest equivalent is probably meth, or bath salts).

Thus I take a stroll on their forums to do what I don't do when I'm gaming or having a life, write.

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Dear Webzen.

Cereal boxes are not the proper way to get servers.

I get there's some sort of recession going on, we're all hit by it more or less and I understand you need to cut corners.

The problem is that either you grossly misunderstand what a corner means, thinking your service is composed entirely of "corners", or you're being dirty cheap.

Instead of wasting ours, and everyone's time having employees whose function is to reply in an alien-esque fashion (only aliens would have such a gross misunderstanding of how a human communicates, your cheeriness is not something people do, unless they're 12 year old girls high on dopamine or ecstasy, I understand most of your alien education comes from holywood movies, but this is not how humans behave), get some better servers, or ISP, or whatever you need for a proper service.

Be sincere with me, are you housing your servers in the nearest ditch to your house/office? did you hire a discount ISP plan? did you get your white hat technicians off a craiglist ad which promised leather clad engineers with sysadmin knowledge?

Please don't let your fetishes get in the way to work, I don't mind if all your employees have a strict dress code of gagballs and crotchless leather pants so long your servers work fine, but they do not.

Also I understand the hilarity of dressing an ape with engineer clothes and letting it run around the office, but having a fancy yellow hat and overall doesn't make him qualified to handle a server, if you will, please have the ape and a real engineer.

Why did you go full release if we're going to have server problems (I'm not sure about European servers, but the US one sure has them) multiple times a week? you cannot even use the "It's a beta!" excuse anymore, were you in a hurry to get some quick bucks with the cash shop?

Yes I know, we have compensation, I honestly rather have the servers functioning correctly than a juicy compensation every time it has a problem.

This is where some people coudn't resist replying in the classy manner that delights us all who waste our precious life on the internet, under the guise of the ferocious asshat.

Original Post by Misaeell (7/22/2012)

Server crashes a couple of times and you have retards complaining over something which will never be perfect.
Go ***** yourself, if you think it's so easy to host the ***** game do it yourself, if you can't do anything to help it then shut the ***** up.

Yes, he actually wrote it all underlined and bolded, he wanted to make his rage clear, my reply as it follows was :

My fellow gaming brother, you sure are angry.

Please do not let the fact you cannot game at this moment cloud your reasoning and reduce you to a blob of frothing red-faced madness that flings excreement and obscenities at anything that moves.

I completely understand your frustration with the matter at hand and earnestly wish it to end myself, however attacking your fellow forum denizens is not the way to vent out your frustrations.

As much as you want to behave like a rabid sack of raccoons, this is not the place for such behaviour, for we are discussing serious matters, I suggest you vent your rage by pillaging your neighboors trash bins while shrieking the following : "SHUG NIGURATH HAS TAKEN ME IN THE EMBRACE OF MADNESS, THE DARKNESS IS COMING TO DEVOUR US, ALL WILL BE FUEL AMIGO, ALL WILL BE FUEL", it is an activity I partake into when I feel anger overcoming and overwhelming me and it is liberating.

There was also this person who tought it would be a good idea to post acronyms and accusing everyone of crying (not realizing the only one whining is himself).

Original Post by Onedaymaybe (7/22/2012)

Cry lol.

Took and wrote all this because of server issue LMAO!

Yes, saying "lol" or a variation of it on every sentence you type sure makes you sound smart and 
educated.

Original Post by Onedaymaybe (7/22/2012)

I have other things to do and do not flip my lid because of this.

And rage because of a malfunction.

But do whatever the *&^% you wanna do.

Yet you're flipping your lid because of a forum post, that is also a joke.

And raging because your sense of humour is malfunctioning, perhaps you should learn to live with the fact that after you witnessed an oompa loompa stripper power-raping a guy with a willy wonka costume you will never be able to laugh again because you're dead inside

Original Post by Onedaymaybe (7/22/2012) 

K i leave you all to keep sniffling and whining.

Good day

"K", buddy, we'll miss your tears about how you don't like other people posting on your

 precious little forums. 

My response :


In any case, you seem to be the one whose response to anything has to be trying to appear tough when in fact you're a broken shell of a man who needs validation from others to justify the awesomeness you feel 
your mediocer self deserves, in fact, you seem to blatantly project your issues on others, which only 
leaves your apparent insecurities exposed for all to see and woe themselves with your dull-headedness.

One day maybe, someone will pay attention to you in a manner that is not to humilliate you and 
marvel in your sheer rampaging lack of wit, one day maybe indeed.

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The servers came back shortly after and no further posting has been made on the thread as 
of the time of posting this, I guess killing another horde of generic monsters beats any sense of 
trying to clumsily communicate for your average RPG player.
Let this be a lesson in how to handle forum posting, flinging shit at everyone and 
using as many memes and lol-speak as possible will only get you the scorn of others.



Edited : For formatting issues with the blog, copy pasting is no good.


Edit Nº2 : As of 26/07/2012 5:46 AM the thread has been deleted from the forums.